Depressed

(Guest post from Jeremy)

I'm not sure why everyone is mooning around. After all, I'm the one who got in trouble today. I tried to eat everyone else's food because Mother did not feed me first this morning.



It should be obvious to everyone that I get fed first! Just look at that sauve, debonair face.



Hmmph. Cheer up, my b*tches, I command you!



Please?

Wet Friday

Someone, who shall remain nameless, got into trouble this morning and didn't want to have her picture taken.



We were all cute and wet from walking outside.



Maybe things will get better when we play and then Carmen comes over to play with us. She is the master of the vacuum!

Amputees Welcome

Poor Monkey has lost his arm.



His eye looks a bit worse for wear. Mommy and Daddy find little bits of him scattered around the living room.



I still love him. After long deliberation, he was the toy I chose to bring to Mommy for repeated tugging and throwing (which may explain his condition, come to think of it).

Those Dogs

Freaks. Crazies. Weirdos.

My esteemed colleagues, the Dogs, are currently obsessed with acorns and too busy to post. Pixie brought in one the size of a tanker truck and began to chew it. She abandoned it shortly thereafter and left it for Jeremy. He is currently destroying it, looking like a happy moron.



I am completely uninterested.




Utterly.

Pillows

Why do the humans like to take pictures of us while we sleep?



Kitty sometimes chooses a spot with a makeshift pillow.



Mmm...dreamalicious.

Daddy's shoes smell good and I feel safe tucked underneath them...



...until he wakes me up with the rude flash. Hilarious.

Piggy's Day

Okay, first of all it is tough to get pictures of the piggies in their cage. It is easier to take a picture of their cage.



Notice the painting hung over it to help them feel at home.

Last night I heard loud whistling from their direction and all I could see was both of them crowded tightly into their house. I wonder if it is getting too small for their giant butts. Here is a pic of Twinks peeking out of the house and Lulu's butt sticking out of a pipe.



Lulu is actually quite handsome, although not as cute as me. You can see her munching on hay that Daddy stuffed in her tube.



Generally the pigs are not that much fun, but our guests seem to enjoy investigating. While I've seen this in person, I can't find a picture. You will have to take my word for it.

Quick, Call Amnesty!

Daddy insisted my nails were too long. First he clipped them, then he ground them down with the worst invention ever conceived.





I am very angry right now. If I had a room, I would have slammed the door and cranked up my Lady GaGa.