Daddy likes to tease Jeremy about getting a bath. Jeremy runs and hides next to someone, anyone, he thinks will protect him from the evil bathtime.
After he's done, he feels so relieved. I have to get a bath every stinkin' two weeks.
Sometimes Mommy bathes me but yesterday Daddy did.
Now I'm all clean and fluffy, but it's NOT worth it! I think I will go pout now.