Hi, my name is Pixie and I am a dog. While I spend a lot of time sleeping, when awake I pay close attention to the world. You can see my keen disdain for fashion in this photo:
Thank goodness Mom doesn't make me wear scarves.
I heard today on the "news" that Sam Houston Racepark is hosting Wiener Dog Races. What the &*#$? I could beat a wiener dog in a race running backward and dragging another wiener dog. Still, it sounds like a laugh if nothing else. Can you imagine all of those wiener dog moms and dads yelling "GO, Peanut!" and "Move your a%, Squinty!"? Not to mention the betting taking place. "Give me 50 on Schweinhund to win in the 3rd, and 100 on Bootsy in the 5th."
Anyway, that's all the news for today. Check back soon for more, if I'm not too tired from barking at the squirrels.